MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—To better align with its core principles, social media giant Facebook is changing its name to Fascebook. Users will begin to see the updated branding this week.

“We took a step back and thought about our branding. And while we are definitely still all about faces—particularly about facial recognition, we thought we would add an ‘s’ in there to reflect our political affiliation, fascism,” Fascebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times.

The move follows The Harris/Biden administration’s admittance that they use Fascebook to censor opposition speech.

President* Biden on Friday accused Facebook of “killing people,” just after White House press secretary Jen Psaki said the Biden administration is “in regular touch” with the platform to ensure correct “narratives” are promoted — elaborating on her Thursday admission that the White House is “flagging problematic posts” to censor.

“Both censorship and murder are synonymous with fascist regimes, so that’s perfect for our new brand,” Zuckerberg said.

Fascebook also changed its logo to be four ‘f’s in a clever pattern.

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