Not to be outdone by Andrew Yang, who wants to give 10 lucky families $12,000 a year in universal basic income, the DNC pick for Joe Biden’s VP Kamala Harris has decided to do a raffle of her own to introduce the Universal Basic Incarceration program.

Harris will pick 10 lucky families from across America and incarcerate the breadwinner.

“Harris is really pulling out all the stops,” political analyst Sam Eagle said. “She’s going back to her roots as a prosecutor to really stimulate the voters.”

The raffle, first reported by Matt Stoller, is set to begin online next week and take away the breadwinner of every family worth at least $5000 a month. The universal-basic-incarceration program, which Harris calls the Unfreedom Dividend, will be the flagship Biden/Harris campaign proposal.

“It’s time to trust ourselves more than our politicians,” Harris said in her debate opening statement. “Our campaign will now pick 10 families and throw them in jail. There, they will receive free healthcare, free food, and free entertainment, worth over $25,000 a month. Let’s see Trump try to top that!”

“It is my dream that no American will ever have to worry about finding food or medical care. We’ll provide everything . . . behind bars.”

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