Mary Poppins cancelled as horrific racist blackface scene is uncovered

As we can see above, Mary Poppins and company are being frog marched to Rikers Island. The kids will be sent to a reeducation camp in hipster Brooklyn, permanently tattooed with “I love BLM” and serve as “Whiteface Blackface Slaves”.

“I just watched Mary Poppins and was shaken to the core at the insensitive racism that abounded the film. It should be burned and destroyed in all forms,” Disney Director of Wokeness Jillian Bubblebutt said.

And below we see how Mary Poppins and Bert were just so happy a few months ago. Singing their favorite songs such as Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Of course, had they been Democrats instead of Independents they’d be heroes. Alas, they were Doxed by W.B.I.A.S, Whiteface Blackface Independents Against Society, and just like a riot fire at Wendy’s, Mary Poppins is toast. Well, burnt toast if you talking about Wendy’s.

Will the White Blackface Chimney Sweeps of America take all this sitting down? Probably. But one lone voice remains, that of Governor Ralph Northam. He and his KKK buddies have called on the W.B.C.S.A.U. (see below) to rise up and unite. Below you can see the signs placed throughout America and major local union shops.

This is a movement. A real movement that reaches into the bowels of our collective consciences. Can we call it a bowel Movement? You be the judge.