Entomologists from around the globe have discovered a mutation in the deadly Asian murder hornets, and it’s worse than you could imagine.

The gigantic flying insects have grown a short cropped hairstyle popular with women named Karen and they are bossing people around everywhere for no reason.

“I thought they were pretty bad at first with their inch-long stingers, but the whole Karen attitude has made them absolutely unbearable,” Washington University Entomologist Mugsy Bogues said. “They’re absolutely terrifying now.

Following the devastating coronavirus pandemic and subsequent shutdown of the economy, many fear another bout of fear-driven policy.

Some states have gone so far as to mandate beekeeper suits for everyone in public, though critics say that this is largely ineffective. “It’s really for the peace of mind even though it doesn’t do anything for protection,” Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer said.

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