Talarico Polling Near 100 Percent Among Texas Lizard People
Biblical Scholars Now Conclude Eve Answered “Not to My Knowledge” When Asked About the Fruit
Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer
AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’
SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions
HOLLYWOOD—In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads, Hollywood actors Mark Ruffalo and Ramy Youssef have come...
SAN FRANCISCO—In a shocking twist of events, it appears that the recent surge of Haitian migrants heading for the United...
PARIS—In a groundbreaking move that has left the international community reeling, the French government has announced its decision to embrace...
SPRINGFIELD—President Joe Biden delivered his State of the Union address last night, leaving Springfield residents scratching their heads in confusion....
In a shocking display of bigotry and ignorance, President Joe Biden has had the audacity to refer to undocumented murders...
WASHINGTON, DC—Without much to celebrate, Democrats turned to the old failsafe of the president not dying during the speech as...
KIEV—In a surprising turn of events, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has donned a black arm band as a sign of...
ALDERAAN—In a groundbreaking development, photographic evidence has been unearthed that reveals the true origins of the elusive "Jewish space lasers."...
KIEV—In a stunning turn of events, CNN has called 666 of Ukraine's 783 presidential primary delegates for former U.S. Ambassador...
NEW YORK—In a shocking development, renowned political commentator Keith Olbermann has been diagnosed with a rare and previously unheard-of complication...
