Talarico Polling Near 100 Percent Among Texas Lizard People
Biblical Scholars Now Conclude Eve Answered “Not to My Knowledge” When Asked About the Fruit
Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer
AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’
SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions
In a stunning display of misguided activism, Aaron Bushnell, a self-proclaimed pro-Palestine Air Force member, inadvertently became a casualty of...
UNITED STATES—The Department of Justice has indicted former President Donald Trump for failure to return his shopping cart to the...
Just look at the beauty and realism! So real in their natural habitat of inventing medicines:
In a bizarre twist of political theater, Senate leaders Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer have joined forces under the banner...
In a stunning admission, Google has revealed that its highly touted Gemini AI, which generates lifelike images of historical figures,...
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bold move, President* Biden promised to make people who never went to college and everyone who has...
WASSHINGTON, DC—In a move that has raised eyebrows and elicited more than a few chuckles, President* Joe Biden announced today...
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden's administration has once again found itself embroiled in controversy. This time, it's not about policy decisions or...
As a public figure, I've grown accustomed to dealing with all sorts of attention, both positive and negative. However, there's...
Everyone's making a big deal about truckers uniting and the possibility that they may stop driving into New York City...
