US facing ‘massive shortage’ of conspiracy theories as all of them have come true 
Stephen Colbert becomes neo-Nazi to garner funds from Southern Poverty Law Center 
Israel’s Pride Festival Near Ancient Site of Sodom and Gomorrah Cancelled Over 85% Chance of Fire and Brimstone 
Ilhan Omar Quietly Shuts Down Her “Quality Winary Center” as Ethics Scrutiny Intensifies 
Breaking: Bill Clinton Adopts Eric Swalwell: “He’s The Son I Never Had” 
Mystery Solved: Coke Found In White House Turns Out To Just Be A Bottle Of Diet Coke
Subsequent testing confirmed that coke discovered by the Secret Service at the White House was actually a bottle of diet...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
TX Gov Abbott installs marine barriers along the southern border to halt the catastrophic effects of climate change
In an unexpected move to combat the effects of climate change, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has unveiled a groundbreaking plan:...
Democrats Conduct Investigation To See If Constitution Played A Role In Recent Supreme Court Decisions
Senate Democrats have launched an investigation to determine if the Constitution played any role in a string of recent Supreme...
CNN: It’s illegal to view Hunter Biden committing felonies
(CNN) It has been discovered that the act of witnessing Hunter Biden committing felonies is now deemed illegal. As if...
EXCLUSIVE: Security tapes show AOC doing lines of cocaine in White House library
WASHINGTON, DC—Genesius Times have obtained security video tapes from the White House showing that the alleged cocaine left in the...
Biden tweets ‘The Cost of a 4th of July Cocaine Hit is Down $0.16 from Last Year’
WASHINGTON, DC—Giving new meaning to the term White House, President* Joe Biden recently took to Twitter to share a rather...
BREAKING: Biden outlaws reading the Declaration of Independence on 4th of July
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has issued an executive order outlawing the reading of the Declaration of Independence on the 4th...
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Criticizes Judge Judy For Decision In Affirmative Action Case
The Supreme Court’s decision on affirmative action has sent Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez into a rage, blasting the justices for “upholding...
Where to Find a Copy of Your Credit Report
The task of finding a copy of your credit report may seem daunting, especially if it's your first time. But...
Macron caught fiddling as Paris burns to the ground
PARIS—French President Emmanuel Macron was caught playing his fiddle as reports came in that the entire city of Paris was...
