Ilhan Omar Pleads the Fifth 113 Times on Whether Her Husband Is Her Brother 
Clever Wife Finds Twentieth New Place to Hide the Car Keys This Month 
Louvre Hosts Open House for Looters; “Girl with the Suicidal Empathy” Left Untouched 
Netanyahu Demands 2-State Solution for France Following Unrest 
Macron: “It’s Not a Riot If It’s Not From France’s Riôt Region. This Is Just Sparkling Social Discontent” 
Several American cities flooded by liberal tears
Governors of several American states have declared a state of emergency after flash floods of liberal tears have inundated their...
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Social bathroom tweeter now concerned about privacy after receiving presidential alert
A Wisconsin man, known to friends and neighbors as the "bathroom tweeter" and who has posted detailed accounts of every...
Dems propose lighting Kavanaugh on fire ‘to see if he burns’
Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee used a little-known rule Wednesday to delay the confirmation of Supreme Court nominee Brett...
Kavanaugh yearbook contains codewords revealing he is actually Jack the Ripper
Despite the defense by Republican agents, several Internet experts have discovered the true identity of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh:...
New Vaccine Safe Despite Killing 25%
In a stunning defense of the scientific method and modern medical establishment, Brian Wix, spokesman for the new victus mortuus...
Kavanaugh Accused of WWII War Crimes Committed Before He Was Born
In a shocking twist of events, Senate Judiciary Committee Member Diane Feinstein has brought to light accusations that SCOTUS nominee...
“Raw milk should be illegal” say students chowing down on street meat
As the Trump administration rolls back FDA regulations, millennial voters are becoming increasingly concerned with the impact less government intervention...
