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Early released felons committing felonies to get back in prison and avoid coronavirus

Justin Case March 25, 2020

It's getting weirder out there. Democrats would empty every single jail cell from prisons that have almost no Covid-19. Of...

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POLL: Coronavirus exposure preferable to exposure to Joe Biden

Justin Case March 16, 2020

Over the last few weeks, GT has sent dozens of reporters around this wonderful country of ours to see if...

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BREAKING: COVID-19 skyrockets to 1,543,299th highest cause of death in US; just behind butterflies

Exavier Saskagoochie March 10, 2020

Coronavirus is wrecking havoc around the world, causing death and destruction where ever it rears its ugly head. After its...

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BREAKING: Trump declares State of Emergency due to outbreak of deadly bernievirus

Justin Case March 2, 2020

President Trump has declared a national State of Emergency after the Super Tuesday election as the country embraces what could...

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