Trump Announces 38th Final Iran Peace Deal Coincidentally Timed With Enormous Stock Bet
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the United States and Iran are on the verge of signing what...
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Trump Confirms Reflecting Pool Filled With 100% Ethically-Sourced Liberal Tears
WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump confirmed Thursday that the National Mall’s Reflecting Pool is now filled entirely with liberal...
BREAKING: Trump’s Refurbished Reflecting Pool Mysteriously Reflects Only His Face
WASHINGTON — Officials confirmed Tuesday that the recently renovated Reflecting Pool on the National Mall now displays an image of...
NFL suspends Jaxson Dart for introducing Trump instead of beating his wife like a good NFL player
NEW YORK — The National Football League announced Tuesday that rookie quarterback Jaxson Dart has been suspended indefinitely after video...
White House HOA Sends Trump Cease-and-Desist Over South Lawn UFC Cage, Slaps Him with $250 Fine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The prestigious White House Homeowners Association (WHHOA) has formally demanded that President Donald J. Trump remove the...
Trump Hails End of Non-War to Stop Iran’s Nuclear Program That Was Already Obliterated and Reopen Strait That Wasn’t Closed
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced today the successful conclusion of a war that was not a war, praising U.S....
Trump Orders Cassidy and Cornyn to Don Three Stooges Wigs As Warning to Fellow RINOs
WASHINGTON — In a move described by White House officials as “long overdue accountability theater,” President Donald Trump has directed...
Trump Orders Blockade of Ohio River, Plans Airstrikes on Kentucky Over Massie Nuclear Threat
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the U.S. military has established a full naval blockade of the Ohio...
Israel Alerts Trump That Thomas Massie is Just 2 Weeks from Completing Nuclear Weapon
WASHINGTON — Israeli officials have formally briefed President Donald Trump that Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) is approximately 14 days away...
BREAKING: Local Farmer Alleges Ed Gallrein Barbecued Bald Eagle at Secret Ceremony
BOONE COUNTY, Ky. — A local farmer has come forward with explosive allegations that Republican congressional candidate Ed Gallrein, who...
