Jussie Smollett testifies to Jan 6 Commission two Donald Trumps wearing MAGA hats attacked him
WASHINGTON, DC—The January 6 Commission has called "star witness" Jussie Smollett who testified under oath that two Donald Trumps wearing...
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BREAKING: Jan 6 Commission releases video of Trump commandeering limo from Secret Service
WASHINGTON, DC—Then-President Donald Trump became irate and tried to grab the steering wheel of the Secret Service limousine when told...
BREAKING: Dead rabid fox who bit Democrats surges to lead in 2024 presidential poll
WASHINGTON, DC—The mother fox that bit at least nine Democrats near the U.S. Capitol and was euthanized shortly after has...
BLM activists topple Frederick Douglass statue after learning he voted for Trump
NEW YORK—Black Lives Matter protesters have torn down a statue of 19th century abolitionist Freedrick Douglass after learning that not...
BREAKING: Trump buys Ukraine, renames it ‘MyKraine’ in unprecedented peace deal
KYIV, MYKRAINE—In what is being described as the “Really Big Deal”, President Donald Trump held a press conference this morning...
Local man claims he knows who Trump’s vice president was
CHEESECURD, WI—Some people say it was a guy named Cheney... others swear Trump never had one, however longtime Madison, Wisconsin...
BREAKING: Liz Cheney says Trump hid all the donuts from her on January 6th
WASHINGTON, DC—The House committee investigating the War of January 6th has "interviewed more than 300 witnesses, collected tens of thousands...
‘Matrix’ Producers replace ‘red pill’ with another blue pill from Pfizer
HOLLYWOOD—When the directors of the original Matrix film envisioned the iconic red pill scene, they had no idea that all...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton ‘seriously thinking about’ losing again in 2024
Hillary Clinton said that she was, “seriously thinking about,” losing the presidency again in 2024. After a fall in the polls...
BREAKING: Travel bans aren’t racist anymore
WASHINGTON, DC—Officials have declared that it is no longer racist to restrict travel from Africa after President* Joe Biden restricted...
