BREAKING: Ukraine becomes fascist dictatorship in order to save democracy
In a stunning turn of events, Ukraine has taken an unexpected approach to preserve democracy: by transforming itself into a...
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BREAKING: Biden bails out faltering Disney with $1 billion contract to make LGBTQ propaganda films
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—Disney has struggled recently, shedding almost half of its stock value and hundreds of millions of dollars...
8 Things Babies and Joe Biden Have In Common
The headline may seem a bit hyperbolic, but if you think about it for a second, it’s actually very true....
BREAKING: Video emerges of Trump admitting ‘I’ve sold a lot of state secrets’
We've finally got him this time! Video has emerged of former President Donald J. Trump admitting that he's "sold a...
Biden: ‘MAGA patriots unmasking Antifas pretending to be racist MAGA patriots are the biggest threat to America’
President Joe Biden recently made a stunning claim, declaring that the real threat to America comes from "real MAGA patriots"...
BREAKING: CIA asks for $6 billion refund for its failed Russian coup
WASHINGTON, DC—The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has reportedly requested a refund for its recent failed Russian coup attempt, which ended...
After hearing of Titanic sub implosion, Biden promises to send $100B more to Ukraine
In a stunning display of his commitment to international affairs, President* Joe Biden has reportedly pledged to send an additional...
Biden tells people trapped in the Titanic submersible to save themselves by ‘getting vaccinated now’
In a stunning display of problem-solving skills, President Joe Biden has once again demonstrated his unwavering commitment to the power...
Biden launches 2024 presidential run with ‘Join the Killective’ T-shirts
In a move that surprised absolutely no one, President Joe Biden has officially announced his bid for the 2024 presidential...
