BREAKING: Dems warn that if Trump’s elected, he may try to close the border and prevent WWIII
In a startling revelation, Democratic strategists are sounding the alarm, cautioning voters that if Donald Trump is reelected, he might...
Joe Biden
BREAKING: Trump indicted for getting more popular after being convicted
WASHINGTON, DC—Former President Donald Trump has been indicted for getting more popular after being convicted, as the Department of Justice...
BREAKING: Biden officially changes the American flag to the 4-sided Pride flag
In a move that sent shockwaves through the nation, President Joe Biden has announced his plan to revolutionize the American...
Amid skyrocketing inflation, Joe Biden recommends Americans ‘stop being so poor’
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning display of forward-thinking leadership, President Joe Biden has unveiled a groundbreaking new plan to tackle the...
BREAKING: AOC spotted at Trump rally in South Bronx
THE BRONX—In a bizarre and desperate attempt to garner sympathy and support, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) recently attended a Trump...
BREAKING: Biden challenges Trump to a diaper-filling contest
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has challenged former President Donald Trump to a diaper-filling contest, igniting a fierce battle between the...
Biden draws his largest rally ever in Del Rio, Texas
DEL RIO, TEXAS—Thousands of illegal immigrants, mostly from Haiti, are congregating under an international bridge in the largest rally ever for...
BREAKING: Trump indicted for not sniffing kids during Miami Grand Prix visit
MIAMI—Former President Donald Trump has been indicted for the heinous crime of not sniffing children during his recent visit to...
BREAKING: The ‘Free Palpatine’ movement spreads across the US
In a bizarre and slightly humorous twist, a peculiar movement known as the "Free Palpatine" campaign has been gaining ground...
BREAKING: Sources confirm Stacey Abrams ate Uncle Bosey
ATLANTA—In a shocking turn of events, sources close to the Biden campaign have confirmed that Stacey Abrams, the former Georgia...
