BREAKING: Joe Biden relaunches 2024 presidential campaign after seeing how awful Kamala Harris is
WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden has announced his intention to run for re-election in 2024 as an Independent candidate. This surprising...
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Kamala Harris, in a completely original move, descends escalator to announce bold and original policy to build a border wall
Washington, D.C. – In what is being hailed as a groundbreaking moment in American politics, Vice President Kamala Harris unveiled...
Kamala Harris unveils bold new makeover
Washington, D.C. – In a move that has shocked political insiders and fashion critics alike, Vice President Kamala Harris has...
BREAKING: Kamala Harris promises to do ‘everything Trump would do’ as president but with ‘more cackling’
Washington, D.C. – Vice President Kamala Harris has been accused of outright lifting former President Donald Trump’s policy ideas—from the...
Democrats disappointed to discover they can’t fill up their grocery carts or gas tanks with ‘joy’
Washington, D.C. – Millions of Democrats across the nation have been left disappointed and, in some cases, outright bewildered, upon...
Harris Campaign Floats Rumor Of Trump Cameo For Next Rally
WASHINGTON, DC—"Hey, it worked at the convention when we leaked Beyoncé and Taylor Swift, didn't it?" said Harris spokesperson Ihay...
BREAKING: Kamala Harris finally achieves goal of unity as everyone comes together against her
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Vice President Kamala Harris has long spoken about her desire to unite the country, and this week, she finally...
BREAKING: 17-year-old at DNC horrified to learn he’s Tim Walz’s son
CHICAGO—A 17-year-old political enthusiast at the Democratic National Convention was left in utter dismay after discovering that his long-lost father...
Allowing people to vote for anyone besides Kamala Harris is a threat to Democracy!
In these turbulent times, we must be vigilant about safeguarding our most cherished institution: democracy. And what is democracy, if...
‘On Day 1’ Kamala Harris promises to fix everything that is so great and perfect right now because of her administration
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a fiery campaign speech delivered to a crowd of bewildered supporters, Vice President Kamala Harris made...
