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BREAKING: MSNBC offers Melania Rachel Maddow’s spot if Donald drops out of the race

Gumpers October 21, 2020 0

MSNBC calls it a 'win-win', an off season trade, 'in with the new, out with the old'. No matter how...

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LEAKED: Hillary Clinton votes for Trump in MSNBC office pool

Gumpers October 14, 2020 0

Josh Crenshaw has been doing custodial work at MSNBC for, well, so long he can't remember. Walking by one of...

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Local woman cleans TV with anti-virus wipe; instantly kills CNN, MSNBC, ABC

Exavier Saskagoochie May 18, 2020 0

A local woman was shocked at how effective her anti-virus cleaning wipes are. With just one wipe, she was able...

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BREAKING: Trump stops tweeting; CNN shuts down, Dems call it quits

Justin Case February 22, 2020 0

The entire world is familiar with President Trump's Tweets. They are the daily fodder for virtually every media outlet. On...

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