Trump Renames Lake Michigan ‘Lake Michelle Obama’
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Monday that Lake Michigan will henceforth be officially designated Lake Michelle Obama, citing what...
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Trump Orders Lake Michigan Renamed ‘Lake Big Mike’ In Honor of Former First Lady
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Thursday that he will issue an executive order renaming Lake Michigan “Lake Big Mike,”...
Trump Dedicates White House ‘Ball’room to Michelle Obama, Cites Bipartisan Appeal
Washington, D.C. – In a bid for what he termed "finally some positive press – believe me, it's overdue," President...
BREAKING: Cheney starts ‘Dicks for Harris’ group
former Vice President and celebrated Halliburton mascot, Dick Cheney, has launched a new political action group called "Dicks for Harris,"...
Multi-millionaire with three homes lectures Americans about ‘not taking more than what you need’
CHICAGO — In a heartfelt and humbling address at the Democratic National Convention, former First Lady and multi-millionaire Michelle Obama,...
REPORT: Kamala Harris sacrificed two babies to Moloch to get Barack Obama’s endorsement
WASHINGTON, DC— In an unprecedented and shocking move, Vice President Kamala Harris has reportedly sacrificed two babies to the ancient...
BREAKING: pictures of Michelle Obama pregnant have been discovered
MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA—In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political and social landscape, it has been discovered...
BREAKING: Official portrait shows former First Lady Michelle Obama with huge erection
This is just not in good taste. And fact check: they totally exaggerated the size of her penis. We've seen...
BRAVE: Michelle Obama inspired a movement with the first Drag Queen Story Time
I don't care who you are but Michelle Obama inspired a movement in the first Drag Queen Story time narrator....
COVID-positive Barack Obama will social distance from Michelle for another 4 years
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- After testing positive for COVID-19, former President Barack Obama says he will continue to social distance from Michelle,...
