BREAKING: Biden posts TikTok video celebrating the end of Chinese spying
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden posted a video of him dancing on the TikTok social media platform to celebrate his ending...
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Angry celebrities threaten to stay in America if Trump is reelected
US—Many angry celebrities, worried about the possibility of another four years of Donald Trump, have pulled out all the stops...
Disney launches porn platform with only former Disney child actors
ALTA VISTA, FL—Inspired by Bella Thorne's hugely profitable OnlyFans account, Disney corporation hopes to capitalize on the utter degenerates that...
Miley Cyrus changes name to ‘Miley Virus’ to raise awareness of herself
The majority of our celebrities have been pretty annoying during this outbreak. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo asked a few...
BREAKING: World shocked that a marriage with moral exemplar Miley Cyrus failed
The world is in shock after learning that the marriage between Liam Hemsworth and complete degenerate and whore Miley Cyrus...
