Texas Identifies As Ukraine So Biden Admin Will Let Them Protect Their Border
AUSTIN—In a bold move that left political analysts scratching their heads and cartographers scrambling for updated maps, Texas has officially...
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Zelensky Asks Biden To Select Tip Amount On Latest Billion Dollar Aid Package
In a diplomatic twist that left pundits scratching their heads, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has reached out to U.S. President...
With Ukraine funding drying up, Biden picks up side job as the struggling guy in infomercials
WASHINGTON, DC—With the prospect of Ukrainian money laundering funds drying up, President* Joe Biden has taken up a side gig...
BREAKING: US to send Israel weapons to counter Hamas, which used US weapons from Ukraine and Afghanistan to attack Israel, which is funded by US
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning display of international diplomacy and circular logic, the United States has announced that it will be...
Without government, who would pay for the money laundering to allow Olena Zelensky to spend $1 million on NY shopping spree?
In an age where fashion statements are made not only with words but with stunning jewelry, one cannot help but...
BREAKING: Rand Paul Venmos Ukraine $600.01 to make the IRS audit the country’s finances
US—Senator Rand Paul has sent $600.01 through Venmo to to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, which will force the IRS to...
Biden promises to help those hit by Hawaiian wildfires by giving another $10 billion to Ukraine
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning display of global diplomacy and financial allocation, President* Biden has unveiled a groundbreaking plan to address...
Intelligence Officials say Trump likely colluded with Russia to make Joe Biden accept millions of dollars in bribe money
In a stunning revelation that has left political analysts scratching their heads, a group of unnamed "intelligence officials" has come...
Small businesses are changing their name to ‘Ukraine’ so that Biden will forget to audit them
US—In a great small business hack, companies are changing their name to "Ukraine" so the new Biden IRS will forget...
BREAKING: No one wants to talk to Budget Fidel at the NATO cocktail party
Vilnius, Lithuania—It seems that nobody wanted to engage in conversation with the infamous "Budget Fidel" aka the "Welfare Warmonger" aka...
