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BREAKING: Arkansas is first state to allow minors to cut off their arms if they identify as a T-Rex

Exavier Saskagoochie April 5, 2021

LITTLE ROCK, AR--Governor Asa Hutchinson on Monday signed legislation Monday that made Arkansas the first state to allow minors to...

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Fauci mandates masks for all bullets to prevent COVID-related gunshot wounds

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The effort to stop yet another disease from our friends at The People's Republic of China has taken on a...

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Heroes who kill babies for money condemn people for risking others’ lives to reopen economy

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In these trying times, Democrats need a hero. The Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden appears to be a senile rapists...

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Adam Schiff eyed to defend Hunter Biden in child negligence case

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With the recent court ruling that Hunter Biden & Lunden Alexis Roberts must turn over 5 years of financial records,...

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