BREAKING: Mostly peaceful gunfire erupts in George Floyd autonomous zone on anniversary of death
(CNN—MINNEAPOLIS) A hail of mostly peaceful gunfire erupted on Tuesday at George Floyd Square, a police-free zone
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BREAKING: George Floyd celebrates 1 year of sobriety
MINNEAPOLIS, MN—George Floyd, patron saint of fentanyl, celebrated 365 consecutive drug-free days today. Mr. Floyd
Google removes Kyle Rittenhouse doodle after receiving complaints
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Search engine behemoth Google commemorated the Kenosha, WI unrest shooter Kyle Rittenhouse today
To save black lives, Biden orders menthol cigarette factories to start providing abortions instead
WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to help the black community and save black lives, the Biden
7 ways to avoid getting shot by police
Have you ever thought about the possibility of getting shot by the police? Like ever?
NBA replaces basketball with ‘ball of knives’ in honor of Ma’Khia Bryant
LOS ANGELES—Communist China puppet activist and occasional basketball star LeBron James has created a new
BREAKING: Thin Blue Line supporters loot Walmart after Derek Chauvin conviction
MINNEAPOLIS–Racist supporters Thin Blue Line supporters descended on a local Walmart to loot, pillage, and “burn
UPS commits to burning half of your packages if Derek Chauvin is acquitted
ATLANTA—UPS has increased the stakes in the woke corporation olympics. The package “delivery” service has
Minnesota 2021 spring Riot Season set to open this week
MINNEAPOLIS—Minnesota’s 2021 spring Riot Season is set to open in most areas of the state
The Genesius Times Official BLM Protesting How-to Guide
As last year’s Nike’s go out of style, it’s time to replace them with riot