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Chik-fil-A cows go to war against Green New Deal

Exavier Saskagoochie June 13, 2019

The beloved semi-literate cows of Chik-fil-A marketing have already come out against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal, which aims at...

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OPINION: We must stop Chik-fil-A’s hateful, oppressive delicious chicken and great service

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. March 29, 2019

Chick-fil-A makes delicious chicken sandwiches and serves them with a level of customer service that hasn't been seen in decades...

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City council excludes Chick-fil-A in order to be inclusive

Googly McMooglyface March 29, 2019

San Antonio, TX city council has decided to ban Chick-fil-A from opening a store at its airport in effort to...

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Chik-fil-A cows come out against oppressive Green New Deal

Exavier Saskagoochie February 14, 2019

The beloved semi-literate cows of Chik-fil-A marketing have come out against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal, which aims at a...

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