Hunter Biden claims new ‘masterpieces’ lost in wildfire were totally worth $200 million
LOS ANGELES—In a bizarre twist to the already tumultuous narrative surrounding Hunter Biden, the son of President Joe Biden, has...
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AOC: If communism doesn’t work, how come Xi Jinping solved San Francisco’s homeless epidemic and poop all over the place just by visiting?
Hello fellow kids, gather 'round for a hot take that's fresher than last night's microwave pizza. So, like, if communism...
Collector who wants to buy Hunter Biden’s piece of sh*t for $500k wants to remain anonymous
LOS ANGELES, CA—Hunter Biden is preparing to sell several piles of his own feces at an upcoming art exhibition for as...
Nadler says 2 or 3 sets of underwear are safer
WASHINGTON, DC—Representative Jerry Nadler (D-NY) now agrees with the CDC that two or three sets of underwear are safer in...
Joaquin Phoenix challenges celebrities to combat injustice by eating their own feces
In the most brave and stunning rewards speech of all time Joaquin Phoenix challenged fellow celebrities to eat their own...
BREAKING: Greta Thunberg demands people eat their own feces to combat climate change
Teen climate sensation Greta Thunberg addressed the World Economic Forum at Davos, Switzerland and made a pretty bold demand, even...
Californians witness Gov Newsom’s ‘Light at the end of the tunnel’ first hand
California Governor recently touted the state as, "a beacon light. Mark my words, California – we are the light at...
