Beto threatens to let you keep your guns and money if he doesn’t win the 2020 nomination
Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has threatened to let you keep your guns and money if he doesn't win the 2020 Democratic...
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Beto’s security detail to use only NERF guns from now on
Call him what you may, a joke, a puppet, or vanilla Obama, but you can't call Robert "Beto" O'Rourke a...
Beto gun grab to start with water gun confiscation from each and every child
During last Thursday’s presidential debate, former Texas congressman Robert "Beto" O'Rourke said, “Hell yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your...
Beto asks people to stop oppressing him after he promised to oppress them
Democratic presidential candidate Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has asked people to stop oppressing him a day after he promised to oppress...
Walmart declares itself a ‘gun-free zone’; changes name to Target
Walmart says it is now a "gun-free zone" and is changing its name to Target. The announcement comes just days...
Chicago gangs took Labor Day weekend off; only 7 killed over the holiday weekend
CHICAGO – At least 35 people were shot, including 7 fatally, over the Labor Day weekend in Chicago, a decrease...
Beto vows to personally go door to door and confiscate every AR-15
Hahaha. Sike! No politician is dumb enough to do something as dangerous as that. Even one stupid enough to think...
Opinion: How can I impose my values on you if you are armed to the teeth?
Dear readers, you know the story. Some benevolent utopian seeks to impose his value via force onto his citizens. The...
BREAKING: Ocasio-Cortez introduces bill outlawing mass shootings
Following a string of mass shootings, Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has had enough. "Welp, we were so stupid for so long...
Liberal confused as to why no one was able to defend himself in his gun-free zone mass shooting
Local liberal Nathan Fizzle is completely flummoxed. After a mass shooting last year, he thought he had the solution: he...
