‘I was fired for being black’ complains woman who was hired for being black
HARVARD—In a tale that defies the very essence of logic and leaves the world scratching its collective head, Claudine Gay...
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Claudine Gay hired as Xerox CEO citing extensive experience in copying things
In a move that has both baffled and amused the business world, Former Harvard President Claudine Gay has been appointed...
On this day in 1993, Harvard President Claudine Gay wrote the songs All I Want For Christmas Is You, Silent Night, Jingle Bell Rock, and Panama
BOSTON—Harvard President Claudine Gay is not just an esteemed scholar but also the clandestine creative genius behind some of the...
Harvard changes definition of plagiarism to: ‘work stolen by someone besides our first black president’
HARVARD, MA—In a stunning and brave move that has left academics and students alike scratching their heads, Harvard University has...
Ivy League Presidents correct lawmakers: ‘It’s not genocide, it’s *democratic genocide’
In a stunning display of intellectual prowess, Ivy League presidents Liz Magill, Sally Kornbluth, and Claudine Gay have come forward...
Louisiana man whose skin turned black from antidepressants is offered full ride to Harvard
A caucasian man's skin has turned black after a mystery reaction to a commonly prescribed anti-depressant. Harvard has since given...
Harvard discontinues all Masters degrees due to problematic tie to the slave-era word ‘master’
BOSTON—In an unprecedented move, the elite Ivy League university Harvard has discontinued all Masters degree programs because of the problematic...
Princeton replaces racist Woodrow Wilson with Wilson the Volleyball
Revisionist history seems to have caught on recently. Even good old Woodrow Wilson has been caught in the downdraft. Of...
AOC: ‘Why can’t a ‘brokend’ convention be fixed?
Genesius Times has spent considerable resources recently on gaining more insight into exactly where Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was educated as...
College students burn Jordan Peterson’s book ‘to fight fascism’
In a move that some say will surely put an end to the rising tide of Fascism, colleges around the...
