BREAKING: Walls work now
WASHINGTON, DC—After years of telling people that walls do not work to keep people out of the United States, Democrats...
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MS-13 gang members threaten to leave US if Trump is reelected
US—Following the lead of celebrities who have threatened to leave the US is Trump is reelected, members of the notorious...
Celebrities launch Adopt-a-Coyote program after Trump’s mean attacks
US—Progressive celebrities across the country launched a wonderful program called "Adopt-a-Coyote" in response to the vicious attacks on the poor...
BREAKING: California Governor Gavin Newsom calls for ‘coronavirus sanctuaries cities’
California Governor Gavin Newsom has called for cities in his state to welcome coronavirus sufferers as a way to make...
AOC ensures migrants receive fresh water and nutritious bat soup upon entering US
Disgusted by the conditions of undocumented migrants entering the country, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is working to ensure travelers...
Merry Refugeemas! Saint Negligence promises a fake asylum seeker for every supporter of amnesty!
The Christmas Holiday is well known despite the efforts of Secular legal precedence set forth in the 1960s, but a...
Democrats chant ‘No one is above the law!’ after giving drivers licenses to illegal aliens
Thousands in New York and New Jersey marched in a "No One Is Above the Law" march as a show...
Fetuses self-identifying as pit bulls after Trump signs federal animal cruelty ban into law
In a rare display of political unity, President Trump on Monday signed a bipartisan bill that, for the first time,...
BREAKING: Trump to build border wall around liberal New Mexico
The impenetrable border wall will be making a massive detour around New Mexico this winter as President Trump has unilaterally...
BREAKING: Congress votes to protect Syria’s border but not the US border
In a bipartisan vote, the US House of Representatives voted to reject President Trump's removal of US troops from the...
