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BREAKING: Kamala Harris fires her speechwriter Jar Jar Binks

Exavier Saskagoochie October 16, 2024 0

Washington, D.C. — In a surprising shake-up within the Harris-Walz 2024 campaign, Vice President Kamala Harris has officially parted ways...

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Joe Biden hires the Swedish Chef to help make his speeches more intelligible

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After a fallout with former speech writer Jar Jar Binks, Democratic front runner Joe Biden has hired the Swedish Chef as his...

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Biden fires his speech writer Jar Jar Binks

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Displeased with his speech writing up to this point, presidential candidate and former Vice President Joe Biden has fired Jar...

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