Biden Department of Justice officially changes name to ‘Department of Just Us’
WASHINGTON, DC—The President* Biden Department of Justice has officially changed its name to the US Department of Just Us, according...
Merrick Garland
Calvin Klein releases Obsession for G-Men who can’t get enough of Trump
In an unexpected move that has left the fragrance industry buzzing, Calvin Klein has introduced its latest olfactory creation: 'Obsession...
BREAKING: Biden DOJ launches another $100M fundraiser for Trump by indicting him again
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning turn of events, the Biden Department of Justice (DOJ) has unintentionally launched a record-breaking fundraising campaign...
Biden DOJ investigating if Nashville cops committed hate crime by misgendering trans school shooter
WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden Department of Justice (DOJ) has announced an investigation into whether Nashville law enforcement committed a hate crime...
BREAKING: Biden to confiscate all Americans’ guns to give them to Ukraine
Washington D.C. - In a shocking move that has left gun rights advocates reeling, President Joe Biden has announced that...
BREAKING: In response to Biden’s illegal business deal with China, DOJ to arrest Donald Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to new revelations of illegal business dealings with China, The Department of Justice have issued an arrest...
BREAKING: Biden admits Trump won in 2020 to prevent him from running again in 2024
US—President Trump declared his intention to run for president again this week, yet the Democrats and Biden may have one...
HOT: FBI release stunning new fall fashion line based on Melania Trump’s wardrobe
WASHINGTON, DC—The front rows, as usual, made the headlines at the fall 2022 runway shows. Kim Kardashian wowed at Prada and Balenciaga,...
US House indicts 90% of Americans for Contempt of Congress
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the House indictment of Trump ally Steven Bannon for Contempt of Congress, the House, led by Speaker Nancy...
BREAKING: Biden designates the American flag a white supremacist hate symbol
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has designated the current American flag and all its predecessors as a hate symbol after seeing...
