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CBS cancels World Series due to constant ‘F*** Joe Biden’ chanting in crowd

Exavier Saskagoochie October 31, 2021

US—CBS has cancelled the World Series after constant chanting from the crowd disrupted game four. Fans chanted "F*** Joe Biden"...

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MLB changes name to Baseball League Matters in response to protest

Exavier Saskagoochie April 3, 2021

ATLANTA—Major League Baseball (MLB) has changed its name to Baseball League Matters (BLM) in response to the protest of its...

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Dozens of cardboard sports fans have died from COVID-19 already

Exavier Saskagoochie August 8, 2020

TORONTO—Dozens of fake cardboard and mannequin sports fans have died from COVID-19 since being used to make sports look somewhat...

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MLB replaces racist white baseballs with orange Trump bobble head balls

Jeremy Spoken July 21, 2020

Just in time for the start of the upcoming abbreviated Major League Baseball season Commissioner Rob Manfred has made the...

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