BREAKING: Justin Trudeau resigns to focus on career in blackface entertainment
OTTAWA—In a move that has left the Canadian political landscape in shock, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced early this morning...
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Biden Confuses Juneteenth Festival for Cotton Picking Festival
In a shocking and unexpected turn of events, President* Joe Biden was seen at a Juneteenth festival at the White...
LOOK at these stunningly real pictures of polar bears Google Gemini AI created
Just look at the beauty and realism! So real in their natural habitat of inventing medicines:
Mark Cuban ends discriminatory hiring at Dallas Mavericks; signs 4’3″ powerhouse Wei Wu as Center
DALLAS—In a groundbreaking move towards diversity and inclusion, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has declared war on discriminatory hiring practices...
BREAKING: In order to win back JPMorgan Chase, Ye West starts a child sex trafficking ring
NEW YORK—Rapper Ye (formerly Kanye) West was pilloried by media pundits and JPMorgan Chase closed his bank account after committing...
NFL relieved that no racist or sexual ‘trash talk’ has ever been used by players
Following revelations of inappropriate remarks in emails by former Raiders' coach Jon Gruden, the NFL has conducted an investigation into...
BREAKING: Trump hasn’t denounced white supremacy in last 6.2 seconds
(FOX NEWS) President Donald Trump has not denounced white supremacy in the last 6.2 seconds, which clearly means that he...
16 most woke college mascot changes for 2020
With the college championship game being dominated by teams whose mascots are the vicious predators known as the tiger, many...
BREAKING: Racist Democrats kick another minority out of 2020 presidential primary
The Democratic National Committee has booted another minority out of the primary race for the 2020 presidential nomination, this time,...
Dems ban red plastic Solo cups because they ‘look too much like MAGA hats’
Jerry Nadler and Chuck Schumer have introduced legislation to ban the large plastic red cups used in beer pong due...
