Socialist Bernie fans excited to wait 12 hours for food and healthcare at the DMV
Fans of the democratic socialist candidate for president Bernie Sanders are excited for the Democratic front-runner to take office in...
socialism
Unpopular Democratic candidates take 70% of Bernie Sanders’ contributions
The front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is starting off on a good foot, generating $70 million his...
New San Francisco restaurant lets socialist patrons literally ‘eat the rich’
After a rough start and trouble getting permits, the new swanky hipster restaurant in the Castro neighborhood of San Francisco...
BREAKING: Elderly man seen in multiple locations offering kids free stuff from van
An elderly white male, who witnesses describe as, "kinda crazy looking" has been seen in multiple locations around town offering...
BREAKING: New York declares State of Emergency, erects wall to keep taxpayers from leaving the state
New York, N.Y.—A contingent of New York politicians who celebrated Amazon’s decision to not build their second headquarters in the...
Ocasio-Cortez done trying to sell socialism; skipping to genocide and starvation stages
According to Marxist philosophy, there are several stages of socialism. The first is the argumentation stage and establishing the moral...
Hollywood to implement socialist policy; everyone will get Best Actor Oscar in 2019
Ever since the McCarthy trials, the movie industry has been inundated with socialists and communists, claiming that the economic system...
Ocasio-Cortez promises free healthcare in Gulag for her political enemies
She hasn't even been sworn into office and the youngest-elected congressperson ever is making major promises. Over the weekend Ocasio-Cortez...
Ocasio-Cortez agrees to wear glasses to prove she’s intelligent
"Everyone who wears glasses is smart," Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said in an interview, "so these are proof that I know my...
Ocasio-Cortez DNA results show she’s 1/1024th Muppet
While no one has doubted congresswoman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's minority status, there has been plenty of doubt about her heritage...
