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White college students now required to wear blackface to hide offensive whiteness

Exavier Saskagoochie March 12, 2019 0

Blackface is abhorrently offensive to sensible people, but not more than white skin color. That's why several universities across the...

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Several college students hospitalized after intense virtue signalling

Exavier Saskagoochie November 14, 2018 0

Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients injured by a new condition, intense virtue signalling trauma, or...

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