Vatican releases new 30-piece silver coin set to honor the true god of science

VATICAN—Pope Francis has announced a new 30 piece silver set of official currency to honor the true god of science.

The new coins feature a child being injected with Bill Gates’s gene therapy under the Illuminati’s all-seeing eye of providence and another of St. Anthony Fauci.

“We all know that the Christian God is no match for the god of science and we must all now bow to our new masters,” Pope Francis said at a private audience with Genesius Times.

The Vatican said that they are not accepting payment for the coins, but that you can trade your soul for the entire 30-piece set.

The Holy Father has repeatedly stressed the importance of obeying our new overlords in the pharmaceutical-industrial complex and this new commemorative set is a great example of that.


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