BREAKING: Violent insurgency continues in DC during Biden inauguration

WASHINGTON, DC—Despite the 25,000 armed National Guardsmen around the US capital, the violent insurgency by Trump supporters unable to accept the Biden victory has continued with attacks on police, storefronts, and cars that were just sitting there doing nothing.

Shocking footage exposes a coordinated attack on the 2021 inauguration of President Joe Biden. Trump insurgents prepared for violent clashes with police, violent attacks on inaugural attendees, destruction of property, and the physical premeditated blockades that succeed in preventing voters from attending the Presidential Inauguration.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is set to denounce the horrible insurgency at any moment.

CORRECTION: The so-called violence occurred in 2017 to protest of Donald Trump. Pelosi has retracted any condemnation of the mostly peaceful violence.


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