VIRAL: Millennials raiding Area 51 to lick alien heads, return them to cryogenic freezers

This is really getting out of hand. After the ice cream licking challenge of early summer went viral, and then slowed down, new means to keep jobless Millennials entertained were considered.

It is almost like some millennial king in a far off region just draws these movements out of hat from local news headlines. After the Area 51 raid going viral, and with the ice cream licking fad all but over, someone somewhere decided to combine the two in an effort to stay relevant.

So now, welcome to the dystopia where Millenials raid Area 51 with the expressed intent to pull aliens out of their cryogenically frozen state, lick their heads, and then return them to the freezer.

The Air Force, who protects the compound, seems unusually welcoming to the new viral fad. It makes you wonder if alien skin is poisonous like those pretty frogs in South Africa? Will this end in a Millennial genocide?

Time will tell.