BREAKING: Global Warming Apocalypse, originally scheduled for 2020, has been postponed to 2050
Due to the forecast of typical rain, sun, wind, possible thunderstorms, and basically the same climate across the globe throughout...
Month: June 2019
World Health Organization classifies perfect sanity as a mental health disorder
Being perfectly sane is now classified as a mental illness by the World Health Organization – a key sign of progress for people...
New York Assembly to install animal worship altar next to the child sacrifice altar
New York State Assembly is set to install an animal worship altar in the style of ancient Aztec pagans next...
Local man 100% convinced after someone used clapping emojis in illogical tweet
In a rare social media victory, an sociopathic dirtbag convinced a reasonable person of his illogical position simply by inserting...
Apple introduces new ‘reinvented’ coffee mug
Apple Electronics Company has released a new ceramic coffee mug for just under five thousand dollars US. They're calling it...
BREAKING: Rep. Swalwell to transition to black woman before 2020 election
Democratic presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell, hovering around 0% in the polls, looks to stir the race up by transitioning to...
OPINION: Jesus never said anything about cold-cocking hobos
Bless me dear readers for I have sinned. Well, technically, I have sinned according to the ancient precepts of the...
Much brave: 21st Century Martin Luther argues authority from “Feelings Alone”
Nadia Bolz-Weber, the Lutheran preacher queen of Christian progressives, recently published a book which essentially explains we need a new...
Ocasio-Cortez vows to use only lowercase letters to fight capitalism
Capitalism has been way too successful at creating wealth across demographics for two centuries and democratic socialists like Rep. Alexandria...
Thousands flock to London to turn their backs on Trump and show how much they don’t care about him
Trump is so irrelevant in the UK that near 2 percent of the British population will travel to London in...
