Pelosi: ‘We need to impeach Trump to find out what he did’
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who for months resisted efforts to launch impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump, announced a formal inquiry...
Year: 2019
California releases new state flag
In an effort to reflect the diversity of energy production in the state, California has released a new state flag....
Sheikh O’Rourke vows to impose jizya tax on gay marriage opponents
During a town hall hosted by CNN, the venerable sheikh Beto O’Rourke explained his plan for bringing critics of the...
Breaking: Justin Trudeau to play lead role in Brokeback Mountain reboot
Justin Trudeau is said to have signed on to play the lead in the Brokeback Mountain reboot. A story about...
States now requiring ‘man flu’ vaccination before marriage
The Food and Drug Administration has just announced approval of the new man-flu vaccine, Viril-Myst, which will be available for...
Greta Thunberg: ‘The Nobel Committee clearly want the world to die’
Greta Thunberg was incensed at not being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for her emotional complaining about the weather. After...
Nike introduces new Chinese ad campaign
Not a company that seeks to avoid controversy, Nike has introduced a new ad campaign to back its socio-political overlords...
Hollywood star bravely comes out as a straight white man
No demographic receives more hate, especially in California, than straight white males. That's why it's especially brave of several Hollywood...
Nike updates Kaepernick slogan, “Believe in something, unless it upsets the Chinese government.”
After removing all of the Rockets apparel from their Chinese stores, a move that was prompted by Houston's general manager...
Greta Thunberg to Nobel Committee: ‘How dare you not give me the Peace Prize’
Greta Thunberg was incensed at not being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for her emotional complaining about the weather. After...
