Trump gains liberal support by renaming ICE ‘Planned Citizenship’
In an appeal to pro-choice progressives protesting the detention center at the Mexican border, President Trump has renamed the US...
Year: 2019
Julian Castro travels time, teaches mom about ‘reproductive justice’, inexplicably disappears
Well, the extremely crowded Democratic presidential field has suddenly gotten a little thinner. Julian Castro, the most woke candidate by...
Following successful Pride Month, lazy Americans name July Sloth Month
After what some commentators are calling “the gayest month ever”, advocates around the country are hoping to promote their own...
Woke Sysco employees protest sale of food to border detention camp
Super-woke employees at Sysco's Boston headquarters left their offices Wednesday afternoon to protest the company's sale of more than $200,000...
Obama appalled that Trump is getting all the credit for his border detention centers
Former President Barack Obama said that he was appalled that current President Donald Trump is getting all the credit for...
Facebook suspends popular Goose Page, says “Honks are Hate Speech”
The hammer hath been dropped. African goose enthusiats the world over have now been warned. Their hate will not be...
Liberals take break from celebrating abortion to mourn the death of immigrant children
It takes a major crisis to divert the attention of liberals away from praising the killing of innocent human babies,...
Democrats send taxpayers $87 trillion bill for all the ‘free’ stuff they promised in 2 hour debate
Democrats sent an $87 trillion bill to American taxpayers for everything they promised in a generous auction-style debate the last...
Democrats show off prized kills in debate
The first Democratic debate was boring by most accounts until the topic of abortion came around. At that point, the...
AOC bursts into flames after touching high voltage fence at border concentration camp
In a shocking display of angst and self-immolation, US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez burst into flames after raging against the machine...
