BREAKING: New York declares State of Emergency, erects wall to keep taxpayers from leaving the state
New York, N.Y.—A contingent of New York politicians who celebrated Amazon’s decision to not build their second headquarters in the...
Year: 2019
Attacks by invisible Trump supporters on the rise
In the wake of the Jussie Smollett incident, left-wing activists have taken to social media to raise awareness of the...
UPDATE: Colorado jogger who was jumped by mountain lion said cat yelled ‘This is MAGA country!’
A Colorado jogger, who was minding his own business jogging on a nature trail when attacked by a mountain lion...
New York reveals new motto: ‘We’ll kill your babies and run your business out of town!’
Content with exactly how things are, New York has recently expanded abortion access and quashed a potential partnership with Amazon.com,...
BREAKING: Alleged assailants arrested in Jussie Smollett attack
Two black men, who are apparently FBI officers undercover as white women, were arrested for the hate crime attack on...
Spacious 2-bed, 1-bath pothole for rent in great neighborhood
Great location right in the heart of town! This spacious pothole comes with a large fenced in driveway and easy...
Chik-fil-A cows come out against oppressive Green New Deal
The beloved semi-literate cows of Chik-fil-A marketing have come out against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal, which aims at a...
BREAKING: Democrats agree to fund border wall after Trump says he doesn’t want it anymore
In a political move that is being called the "genius," President Trump has reversed course on his position of the...
Ruth Bader Ginsburg doing ‘just fine’ after transplant to perpetual life vat
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has suffered many health issues in previous years, which has led many to question...
14 tips on convincing anti-vaxxers that they’re really horrible people
With the state of emergency declared in Washington due to an unprecedented outbreak of 40 measles cases, it has become...
