BREAKING: AOC discovers innovative new method of preventing coronavirus
Democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is known for thinking outside the box (usually under the box and way under the box)....
Month: February 2020
Voters split about whether they want breadlines and gulags in America just yet
GOSHEN, IN – With Bernie Sanders cleaning up in the democratic primaries, voters around the country are split about whether...
Biden’s gaffes and brain freeze now explained by cryopreservation
It seems every single day Joe Biden is on the campaign trail, a dozen or so gaffes make their way...
Obama abruptly quits taking credit for the economy after stock market plunge
After a month-long feud with President Trump about who should receive credit for the booming economy, former President Barack Obama...
Starving refugees build makeshift raft to flee from a ‘great literacy program’
In a shocking development, several starving refugees have risked their lives on a makeshift raft to flee from what democratic...
BREAKING: California Governor Gavin Newsom calls for ‘coronavirus sanctuaries cities’
California Governor Gavin Newsom has called for cities in his state to welcome coronavirus sufferers as a way to make...
BREAKING: Jussie Smollett attacked by two coronaviruses wearing tiny little MAGA hats
Actor Jussie Smollett, whom the media portrayed as the victim of an attack by Trump supporters after eating a subway...
BREAKING: Bernie will ‘save billions eliminating food stamps’ by eliminating food
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has been criticized for his expensive government program proposals, but he also has plans...
Bernie doubles down: ‘And that Hitler fella had a really good jobs program’
Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders stood by his defense of Fidel Castro's communist regime, stating bluntly: "The truth is the truth." He took...
Jussie Smollett pleads not guilty to being employable
CHICAGO—Former “Empire” star Jussie Smollett pleaded not guilty Monday to charges that he's an employable actor. His lawyer, Tina Glandian,...
