CDC: ‘Coronavirus won’t last much longer because it was made in China’
An new report by the CDC promises that the novel coronavirus/COVID-19 won't last much longer, "because it was made in...
Month: April 2020
De Blasio turns quarantine snitch app into dating service after it’s flooded with penis pics
As the great Rahm Emanuel was known to say, "never let a good crisis go to waste" and Mayor Bill...
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt screams at people choosing to be outside during lockdown
A woman with a "My Body My Choice" shirt has been stationed at a local park screaming at selfish people...
BREAKING: Police foil plot by syndicate of bioterrorist mama bears to kill millions by playing in park with kids
Brave Meridian, Idaho police foiled a horrific plot of several local mama bears to kill millions of people by playing...
Gates hopes his coronavirus vaccine is as effective as the flu shot so we can keep deaths below 60k a year
Microsoft founder and global depopulation pusher Bill Gates said that he hopes, "my coronavirus vaccine that he's working on will...
Gov Whitmer changes name to ‘Karen’, wants to speak to the manager of coronavirus about rude protesters
It's getting real in Michigan. In a bold move to counter lockdown protests, Governor Gretchen Whitmer has changed her name...
CDC: Americans should prepare for a second wave of inflated COVID death statistics
Even before the first phase of scary sensationalism about the COVID-19 pandemic has run its course, scientists are warning about the...
Heroes who kill babies for money condemn people for risking others’ lives to reopen economy
In these trying times, Democrats need a hero. The Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden appears to be a senile rapists...
Experts ‘pretty sure’ they got it right this time
Coronavirus Task Force experts Dr. Tony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx in conjunctions with The Centers for Disease Control and...
Blue state governors promise to briefly release citizens from lockdown on 4th of July for good behavior
Nothing lets the veil slip to reveal the enthusiastic power grabs of blue state governors quite like pandemic panic, or...
