Joe Biden thanks Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. for his endorsement
Joe Biden thanked Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. for the endorsement he gave him yesterday. “I'd like to thank Dr....
Month: April 2020
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein has died from coronavirus months after being suicided
Months after the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein hung himself in his jail cell, he has died from coronavirus/COVID-19 in New...
Joe Biden offers to donate brain to science but science rejects it as ‘Potential Spam’
Good old Uncle Joe Biden has virtually disappeared from sight as we battle COVID-19. Is this by accident? Hell no....
Church disguises itself as an abortion clinic so government will let it stay open during lockdown
Richmond, VA — With churches around the country closing and violators of stay-at-home orders being fined and imprisoned, one church...
BREAKING: Harambe has died from coronavirus in New York City
Harambe, the beloved lowland gorilla who was shot and killed in 2016 after befriending a little boy at the Cincinnati...
Michigan Governor enlists Combine Army to help enforce quarantine
Detroit, MI -- According to embedded sources, Michigan's designated administrator Gretchen Whitmer has reached out to the Combine Army from...
VIDEO: Actual footage of New York City counting COVID-19 deaths
Genesius Times has discovered actual footage of New York City officials counting COVID-19 deaths. Viewer discretion is advised:
China recommends US remain closed until they can afford to buy it on eBay
Though nobody believes China has vanquished the virus, it looks like they are back open for business. Productivity seems almost...
BREAKING: Amid falling oil prices, Exxon forced to layoff several congressmen
Goldman Sachs said on Sunday that oil prices would continue to fall in the coming weeks due to a coronavirus-led...
Joe Biden wonders why he didn’t get any trick-or-treaters yesterday
Presummed Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is heartbroken that he didn't get any trick-or-treaters at his house yesterday, Easter Sunday...
