Protesters tear down statue of Michael Jackson after pictures of him wearing blackface surface
LOS ANGELES--Millions of Michael Jackson fans are burning his albums and people are tearing down statues of the deceased King...
Month: June 2020
Local man declares his home ‘autonomous zone’; saves thousands on property taxes
SEATTLE—After seeing how his city has endorsed and supported the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone seized by protesters in the Third...
Antifa realizing it’s much more difficult to build a civilization than to tear one down
SEATTLE—Members of the Seattle Antifa Communist Koalition (SACK) are finding that it's much more difficult to build a civilization than...
Traffic on George Floyd Ave. to flow in the opposite direction of MLK Blvd.
Civil Engineers are having a field day the last few weeks. Not so much regular engineers but the the National...
Mayor Goodway caves to rioters, arrests Chase for being un-pawsome
ADVENTURE BAY—Mayor Goodway has caved to the demands of rioters threatening the entire city and had Chase the police pup...
Mayor Lightfoot allows churches up to 25% capacity if they ‘burn the church to the ground first’
CHICAGO—Mayor Lori Lightfoot said Chicago churches can hold services with no more than 50 people, so long as they, "burn...
BREAKING: Borders are okay now
In a similar way that public gatherings that were previously banned and criticized due to the risk posed in spreading...
BREAKING: Trump put under quarantine until November for ‘infectious optimism’
At his most recent press conference President Trump was asked some questions that were intelligent, germaine, insightful and were crafted...
97% of experts say burning all American cities to the ground is the best way to fight climate change
Why just today we hear about a potential second wave of COVID-19 due to the lack of social distancing and...
Seattle communist zone celebrates its first mass starvation and gulag
Communists have taken over the Capitol Hill district of Seattle and declared it an "autonomous zone". Decentralized organizers were pleased...
