BREAKING: Pence’s excellent debate responses fed by covert drone fly
SALT LAKE CITY--Vice President Mike Pence's excellent debate responses were fed to him by a covert drone fly that was...
Month: October 2020
Hillary: ‘Russiagate was Putin’s idea. I don’t see what the big deal is’
CHAPPAQUA, NY--This morning Hillary Clinton explained her part in the bombshell reveal concerning the idea of Russiagate. “Well, I don't...
Biden campaign launches Black Women Stock Shelves for Joe contest!
The Harris and sometimes Biden campaign has announced a contest in order to counter the #Blexit movement. The contest will...
LeBron James sets all-time NBA record for virtue signaling
LOS ANGELES--LeBron “King” James set a new NBA record last night, specifically a quadruple double. You read that right, in...
Pelosi calls for a national day of mourning after Trump recovers from COVID
US--Liberals across the country are donning black and weeping uncontrollably since President Donald Trump was released from the hospital after...
Hollywood mental hospitals overrun after Trump doesn’t die from COVID
The list goes on and on... celebrity meltdowns overloading hospitals on both coasts. Being called TDDWSD, Trump Derangement Death Wish...
Trump slammed for unauthorized restroom visit at Walter Reed
BETHESDA,MD--President Trump was slammed recently due to his unauthorized restroom visit as a COVID-19 patient at Walter Reed hospital. Critics...
BREAKING: Trump refuses to denounce white blood cell supremacy during COVID bout
BETHESDA, MD--President Trump has refused to denounce his white blood cell supremacy in the fight against the oppressed COVID-19 cells...
Mike Pence gets millions of atheists to pray to God he becomes president
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Mike Pence's theocratic dictatorship is nearly complete. One of the final pieces to the puzzle was getting...
Hillary Clinton to dress up as president for 4th straight Halloween
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Secretary Hillary Clinton has decided she will dress up as president of the United States for the fourth straight...
