Biden sad no popcorn appeared after pushing ‘popcorn’ button on microwave
WASHINGTON DC—Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is furious after realizing his microwave is nothing but a foghorn-blowin' trolley jumper....
Year: 2020
Local man goes to church and instantly owns a million libs
Jonathan Johnson had had enough. After spending a typical Sunday morning sitting on his couch while watching liberal mayors and...
Michelle Obama complains about the black American wealth gap from her $12M Martha’s Vineyard home
As most people know by now, Michelle Obama grew up in the Deep South, the daughter of a sharecropper. Her...
Dozens of cardboard sports fans have died from COVID-19 already
TORONTO—Dozens of fake cardboard and mannequin sports fans have died from COVID-19 since being used to make sports look somewhat...
Fauci to lead new COVID Inquisition Panel
The United States Supreme Court today has ordained that any mention of the malaria cure known as Hydroxychloroquine curing someone...
Texas Governor sets up ‘Wall of Moms’ to keep Californians out of the state
“A great idea is a great idea!” Texas governor Greg Abbott shouted as he watched the “wall of moms” separate...
Biden: ‘If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t dead’
US—The DNC launched a new campaign to increase one of their most dependable voting demographics: the dead. "Vote for Joe...
Activists are furious that people are driving through their protests held on streets where cars go
Black Lives Matter activists around the country are livid after it has become apparent that people are driving through their...
America’s most powerful woman says racism stopped her from becoming America’s most powerful woman
There is just so much we can learn from Oprah Winfrey. GT's Oprah reporter, Lily Lillehammer, has been following her...
Nation’s nurses worried they’ll have nothing to do if TikTok is banned
Nurses across the country and even across the world have spoken out against the horrifying prospect of President Trump banning...
