BREAKING: Ken Starr finally has information that will lead to Hillary Clinton’s arrest
US—Ken Starr, the attorney who led major investigations into former President Bill Clinton which ultimately led to his impeachment, finally has...
Year: 2022
BREAKING: Biden eliminates all cancer in the U.S. by changing the definition of cancer to ‘disease no one has’
WASHINGTON, DC—Just a day after President* Joe Biden vowed to eliminate cancer in his Cancer Moonshot, he has succeeded 100%....
FBI says all classified docs seized at Mar-a-Lago to be kept at The Washington Post for safekeeping
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI has issued a statement stating that all highly-sensitive files and documents seized at Former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago...
Fauci: ‘Be sure to wear three coats this winter so the person next to you doesn’t freeze to death’
WASHINGTON, DC—Outgoing NIAID Director Anthony Fauci weighed in on potential life-threatening conditions this winter and encouraged every American to "wear...
New study shows that millions of vaccinated men are unable to get pregnant
US—A shocking new study has revealed that millions of vaccinated men are unable to get pregnant, stumping experts in the...
Judge grants Harvey Weinstein furlough so he can comfort Jennifer Lawrence after her nightmares about Tucker Carlson
NEW YORK—A Judge has granted convicted sex abuser Harvey Weinstein a temporary furlough from prison so that he can comfort...
NEW: Netflix presents Whoopi Goldberg as Queen Elizabeth II
CALIFORNIA—Based on historical events, Netflix presents Whoopi Goldberg in the all new film, "Queen Elizabeth II" following the recent monarch's...
BREAKING: Queen Elizabeth II has information that will lead to Hillary Clinton’s arrest
LONDON—Queen Elizabeth II — the longest-reigning monarch in British history — has information that will lead to the arrest and...
City of Memphis erects statue of Ezekiel Kelly who went on mostly peaceful shooting spree this week
MEMPHIS—About 200 community members gathered to celebrate the unveiling of a statue of Ezekiel Kelly, the austere repeat offender suspected...
JUST IN: Biden unveils his own presidential portrait at the White House
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden Wednesday unveiled his official presidential portrait in an event punctuated by history and politics. Many claimed...
