New MasterClass offering: Joe Biden Teaches Riding a Bike
US—MasterClass always chooses the best people for their classes. Like when they chose Paul Krugman to teach economics. That was...
Year: 2022
Recent grads unsure how to pay off student debt but certain about how to run the US economy
US—Millions of recent college and grad-school graduates with upwards of hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt are not sure...
Justin Trudeau announces he has COVID after wife asks him to clean dishes
OTTAWA—Justin Trudeau revealed yet another case of poorly-timed COVID when his wife asked him to finish cleaning the dinner dishes.The...
BREAKING: SARS-CoV-2 has finally met its maker
Dr. Anthony Fauci, the nation’s leading infectious disease creator, tested positive for COVID-19 Wednesday. Fauci, 81, tested positive on a rapid...
Fauci abruptly changes course on Ivermectin, Remdesivir after contracting COVID
WASHINGTON, DC—Dr. Anthony Fauci has reversed course on the drugs Ivermectin and Remdesivir after he contracted COVID this week. Until...
Fed hikes interest rate most in 30 years to fight the skyrocketing inflation that isn’t happening
(CNN) The economy is going great and everyone is doing just great. The Federal Reserve on Wednesday launched its biggest...
Taliban celebrating Pride by hanging homosexuals with new rainbow-colored nooses
KABUL—The Taliban is celebrating Pride month by hanging homosexuals and others in the LGBTQIAPPFJB+ community with new rainbow-colored nooses. The...
To fight racism, WHO will rename monkeypox ‘honkeypox’
The World Health Organization said Tuesday it will rename the monkeypox virus after concern that it could stoke racism and stigma. The...
Biden denies skyrocketing inflation; cites ‘stocks are 25% cheaper now’
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden denied that there is massive inflation and pointed to the stock market crash as proof that...
BREAKING: Feds foil devious plot by several men attempting to be white in public
COEUR D'ALENE, ID—Federal agents with the FBI have foiled another plot of men attempting to be white in public. The...
