Month: January 2023

NEW: Tesla rolls out electric F-15 to meet surging demand

Exavier Saskagoochie January 18, 2023

AUSTIN—Electric car maker Tesla has rolled out the new electric fighter jet F-15 to meet surging demand after President* Biden...

Media Gaslighting on Gas Stoves so Intense It’ll Supply Enough Gas for a Lifetime

Rafi Metz January 17, 2023

The media has been all up in a frenzy these past few days over a federal proposal to ban gas...

BREAKING: Democrats to Impeach Trump Over Biden’s Classified Documents Scandal

Rafi Metz January 16, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—After papers with the highest classification level were found in various locations belonging to President Joe Biden, Democrats are...

WEF unveils bathrooms for both men and lizard people at 2023 conference

Exavier Saskagoochie January 16, 2023

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND—The World Economic Forum held in Davos every year is getting new bathrooms which will be used by both...

Hillary Clinton to Offer Class at Columbia on How to Break the Law and Get Away With It

Rafi Metz January 14, 2023

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will become a professor at Columbia University focusing on how to break the law...

AOC recommends burning books instead of using gas stoves to cook

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—Heated remarks continue in the 'stove wars' as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) mocked Republicans on Thursday evening for their 'meltdown' over...

BREAKING: Billionaires fly private jets to Davos to lecture everyone about climate change

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2023

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND—Hundreds of the world's richest people have flown their private jets to this luxury Alpine ski resort in order...

‘Spare’ ghostwriter miffed about getting no attention, writes his own memoir entitled ‘Spare’

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2023

The ghostwriter for Prince Harry's memoir 'Spare'—John Joseph Moehringer (JR Moehringer)—has been feeling a little left out since everyone's focused...