BREAKING: Walls aren’t racist anymore
WASHINGTON, DC—In a groundbreaking shift in policy and rhetoric, President* Joe Biden announced today that walls, once seen as divisive...
Month: October 2023
Without government, who would pay for the money laundering to allow Olena Zelensky to spend $1 million on NY shopping spree?
In an age where fashion statements are made not only with words but with stunning jewelry, one cannot help but...
BREAKING: Mayorkas splurges on border wall materials he gave away when walls were evil
THE BORDER—In a stunning twist of events at the U.S.-Mexico border, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas has...
MAGA supporters start burning down buildings for BLM so that the FBI will take them off their extremist list
In an unexpected turn of events, some ardent supporters of the Make America Great Again (MAGA) movement have resorted to...
Disney releases new children’s film ‘Bill Clinton Visits Pizza Island’
HOLLYWOOD—In a surprising move that's sure to make headlines, Disney has unveiled its latest cinematic endeavor, "Bill Clinton Visits Pizza...
BREAKING: White House testing Apple’s new iLeash to keep track of Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—In a groundbreaking move aimed at improving the efficiency of President* Biden's daily operations, the White House has announced...
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom appoints Dianne Frankenstein to vacant Senate seat
SACRAMENTO—In a stunning move that left many Californians scratching their heads, Governor Gavin Newsom has appointed none other than Dianne...
