Homeless man ends WGA strike by mistakenly joining picket line: ‘Will work for food!’
HOLLYWOOD—Privileged writers and studio executives are celebrating today after a homeless man inadvertently ended the 100+ day strike between the...
Year: 2023
VP Harris freezes during speech: media calls it “breathtaking.”
DETROIT—Vice President Kamala Harris froze for almost 30 minutes during a speech at a Detroit manufacturing plant last night, prompting...
BREAKING: Biden opens new Presidential library of his pseudonyms
In a surprising move that has left political pundits and historians scratching their heads, President Biden has unveiled his latest...
Biden comforts Florida hurricane victims with harrowing story of a devastating fart that blew all of his classified documents around
In a surprising attempt at empathizing with hurricane-stricken Floridians, President Biden shared a harrowing tale that left many scratching their...
Biden urges Floridians to protect themselves from Hurricane Idalia by ‘getting vaccinated now’
In an unexpected twist, President Biden has unveiled his latest strategy for disaster preparedness: encouraging Floridians to protect themselves from...
BREAKING: Harrison Floyd changes first name to ‘George’ to avoid prosecution by partisan DA
In a stunning and brilliant legal maneuver, Harrison Floyd's attorney changed his first name to George to get our of...
BREAKING: Eminem sends cease and desist to the white M&Ms to stop imitating him
In a stunning turn of events, rap superstar Eminem has reportedly sent a cease and desist letter to the iconic...
To Disprove Trump’s 2020 Election Interference Claims, Biden DOJ Interferes In 2024 Election
In a bizarre twist of irony that could only occur in the realm of politics, the Biden Department of Justice...
CNN corrects problematic MLK ‘I Have a Dream’ speech for modern audience
ATLANTA—CNN producers have corrected the deeply problematic "I Have a Dream" speech by Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. along...
‘Look at this Photograph!’
Look at this photographEvery time I do, it makes me laughHow did our eyes get so red?And what the hell...
