BREAKING: Army releases identity of pilot in DC helicopter collision
Washington, DC – In an astonishing turn of events that has left the nation both baffled and amused, the U.S....
Month: January 2025
Dems who haven’t met a tax they didn’t love now worried about tariffs
For all of modern history, Democrats have had one consistent trait: they haven't really cared if the government makes things...
Gaza goat population explodes as Trump ends condom giveaway
Gaza City - In a surprising turn of events, Gaza's goat population is set to undergo a significant boom, following...
Media horrified as Trump replaces literal gaslight Press Secretary with an actual human who answers questions
WASHINGTON, DC—President Donald Trump has decided to replace the infamous gaslight, which had served as an unconventional press secretary for...
BREAKING: Mexican President to Trump: ‘How dare you send back all those migrants who help your economy so much!’
MEXICO CITY - In a fiery display of diplomatic audacity, Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum has publicly lambasted President Donald Trump...
BREAKING: Democrats demand that Trump stop deporting their voters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -The Democratic Party has issued an official demand to President Donald Trump, urging him to halt the deportation...
Lyft launches ‘Forklyft’: the Ride-Sharing Service for the Morbidly Obese
In an unexpected twist following the recent lawsuit filed by Detroit rapper Dank Demoss against Lyft, the ride-sharing giant has...
BREAKING: Hundreds protest US in support of the countries they don’t want to go back to
US—Hundreds in several cities around the US took to the streets this weekend to protest Donald Trump's deportation and immigration...
BREAKING: Christine Blasey-Ford reveals Kash Patel & Tulsi Gabbard raped her in 7th grade
CALIFORNIA—In a startling new development, Christine Blasey-Ford, who previously testified during the contentious 2018 Supreme Court confirmation hearings of Brett...
AOC horrified by new ICE detention facilities popping up everywhere
After being horrified by the ICE detention facility parking lot last year, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been stricken with PTSD...
