US—Progressive celebrities across the country launched a wonderful program called “Adopt-a-Coyote” in response to the vicious attacks on the poor animals by President Donald Trump during the final presidential debate.

Debate moderator Kristen Welker asked, “The U.S. can’t locate the parents of more than 500 children who were separated from them. How will they be reunited?”

President Trump responded, “These children are brought here by coyotes and lots of bad people, cartels, and they used to use them to get into our country.”

This comment launched an uproar from the nation’s progressive animal rights activists.

Actress Ashley Judd, who often fights for animal rights and against preborn human rights started the “Adopt-a-Coyote” program, in which friendly wild coyotes are taken in to liberal homes with small children in order to care for these wrongly-accused animals.

“I can’t believe our president would attack such a loving animal,” Judd said in a Zoom meeting about the program, holding a newly adopted coyote. “We can make a difference by taking these loving creatures inside our homes and caring for their needs.”

Judd was then bitten on the hand by the coyote and rushed to Cedars-Sinai Hospital for treatment.

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